Worm Still on the Hook

The Bruiser Brothers show off their fish catchin skills at veterans Park.

Kids on Kars (The mini-van mystery) and Kids in Rides

Below is a video of an event that took place yesterday as Barb was proceeding to the front door. She glimpsed the strange vision of the boys on top of the minivan and it turned out to be true. Lloyd says "Lasterday" again and Dallas gets very naughty at the end. Please enjoy.



This is a picture of the 3 kids in a flying car ride. Rachel was too big but I bribed the rides dude to let her in anyway. Let's just say I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

The Kamikaze Kings and Chocolate Covered Cheesecake Bites

Thursday was the big BrandMuscle company picnic and the bruiser brothers have no apologies for their antics. Highlights included children getting conked in the head, children climbing fences, children climbing rock formations, children "fishing" in the water features of the putt putt course, children throwing large ammounts of dirt in their hair, children playing in drainage ditches, and children crying. Another highlight was when Dallas said randomly that he "was going to pop my eyeballs out" for no apparent reason.


The other huge highlight was the dodgeball competition where my team, the Kamikaze Kings, took the tournament by storm. After the first round I nearly had to be life-flighted out of the golf dome but we persevered and triumphed through the pain nonetheless. I had a minor stroke and slight cardiac arrest but I'm feeling much better now and I'm back on my feet and feeling frosty.

And of course, last but not least was Bab's Chocolate Covered Cheesecake Bites which won 1st place due to it's redonkulous deliciocity.

This is a video of Dallas and his randomness on the golf course...



It was a delightful time. Can't wait for next year.

Fire Pit Doggin

I enjoy some good old fashioned dogs straight off the hillbilly grill as much as the next guy.

Turky Burgers

Barb made these turkey burgers and grilled onions. It was a delicious flavor explosion and I am awaiting part 2.

The Very Happy Guy

What is up with this dude? And who is the extra cute babe with him? Could this guy use a little help getting some eyelashes? How irresponsible for this guy to be going out to actual places, with actual people and an actual ironed shirt, rather then existing in the hazy anonymous digital underworld of online gaming.

Whatever the case, his irresponsible eyes have gone square and he's lost his eyelashes from heavy blinking due to hour upon hopeless hour of video gaming.

Don't let this happen to you.

Lloyd, Dallas, Rachel, and the Pillbug

I don't know what is happening exactly but do note the interesting idea Dallas has about the hatchet handle and its effects on temperature...