Thursday was the big BrandMuscle company picnic and the bruiser brothers have no apologies for their antics. Highlights included children getting conked in the head, children climbing fences, children climbing rock formations, children "fishing" in the water features of the putt putt course, children throwing large ammounts of dirt in their hair, children playing in drainage ditches, and children crying. Another highlight was when Dallas said randomly that he "was going to pop my eyeballs out" for no apparent reason.
The other huge highlight was the dodgeball competition where my team, the Kamikaze Kings, took the tournament by storm. After the first round I nearly had to be life-flighted out of the golf dome but we persevered and triumphed through the pain nonetheless. I had a minor stroke and slight cardiac arrest but I'm feeling much better now and I'm back on my feet and feeling frosty.
And of course, last but not least was Bab's Chocolate Covered Cheesecake Bites which won 1st place due to it's redonkulous deliciocity.
This is a video of Dallas and his randomness on the golf course...
It was a delightful time. Can't wait for next year.
I was feeling some feelings yesterday. Feeling my feelings made me feel hungry. I went to the corner store and bought a sack of salty sunflower seeds which symbolically transformed into my feelings, and as such, I ate a yummy bag of my feelings. My feelings were dee-lish.
This is a picture of the 3 kids in a flying car ride. Rachel was too big but I bribed the rides dude to let her in anyway. Let's just say I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Thursday was the big BrandMuscle company picnic and the bruiser brothers have no apologies for their antics. Highlights included children getting conked in the head, children climbing fences, children climbing rock formations, children "fishing" in the water features of the putt putt course, children throwing large ammounts of dirt in their hair, children playing in drainage ditches, and children crying. Another highlight was when Dallas said randomly that he "was going to pop my eyeballs out" for no apparent reason.
The other huge highlight was the dodgeball competition where my team, the Kamikaze Kings, took the tournament by storm. After the first round I nearly had to be life-flighted out of the golf dome but we persevered and triumphed through the pain nonetheless. I had a minor stroke and slight cardiac arrest but I'm feeling much better now and I'm back on my feet and feeling frosty.
I enjoy some good old fashioned dogs straight off the hillbilly grill as much as the next guy.
Barb made these turkey burgers and grilled onions. It was a delicious flavor explosion and I am awaiting part 2.
What is up with this dude? And who is the extra cute babe with him? Could this guy use a little help getting some eyelashes? How irresponsible for this guy to be going out to actual places, with actual people and an actual ironed shirt, rather then existing in the hazy anonymous digital underworld of online gaming.